massachusetts-official:

worstdriversintheusa:

Worst Drivers in the USA Bracket | Round 0 - East

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Which has worse drivers: WORCESTER, MASSACHUSETTS or SPRINGFIELD, MASSACHUSETTS?

Worcester, MA

Springfield, MA

Winner will proceed to compete against the winner of Burlington, VT vs Connecticut (state) in Round 1.

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Have questions? Read more about the Worst Drivers in the USA Tournament here.

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smoqueen:

massholes, connecticunts, chode islanders

Official Post of Massachusetts

c3rvida3:

c3rvida3:

When I was little, my mom would take the eyes she cut out of the jack-o-lantern and use toothpicks to stick them in the top like ears to make me a little kittied cat. You, too, can do this. Godspeed and good luck.

Like this:

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spacedace:

ailithnight:

spacedace:

What is it about laying on the floor when you’re overwhelmed that makes everything feel so much better?

When God has ceased to answer your prayers, it feels good to distance yourself from Heaven.

Adding this to my list of incredibly raw fucking lines gifted from the impossible wonder that is tumblr

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mousegirlheart:

boppeepudding:

if ocean sunfish lifted off like a rocket into space i wouldnt be surpised

see you space mambo…

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hotchocolatedrinker:

mangolesbian:

just like a cokey cola……

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lowpolyanimals:

The Beast from Fatum Betula

rezuaq2:

popping in to let people know my text generator now allows for several funny gradients (currently only for specific types of macros, may be expanded, I am always tinkering)

link rezuaq.be/new-area/image-creator/

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massachusetts-official:

slashscreen:

DONT LET PEOPLE TELL YOU BOSTON IS A REAL PLACE

“The Fens” “Eastie” “Back Bay” <- “real” places named by “real” people

“Take the blue line going to wonderland” “take the red line going to Braintree” <- statements made by the UTTERLY DERANGED

Official Post of Massachusetts

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recuperationdisliker:

recuperationdisliker:

eagle: so what do you think about stigmata

prometheus: you know we’re in a pre-christian myth, right? like that word doesn’t exist yet. your dumb joke is anachronistic.

eagle: stigma talons in your flesh

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prometheus 🤝️ hotel california:

• eagles
• stuck there

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